Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
How external is "for external use only"?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Randomize
