last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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