standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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