he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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