at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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