It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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