But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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