Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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