Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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