mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
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he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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