She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.