Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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