i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Mom said you looked used
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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