3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
