if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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