Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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