butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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