i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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