I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I wish you could order shots online.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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