Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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