I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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