dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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