i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
two words...techno handjob
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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