how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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