I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
