This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
it's great music for shaving your balls
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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