If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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