who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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