i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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