GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm at about main and main street
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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