I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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