Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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