apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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