I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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