I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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