Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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