I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
NoShamevember. You game?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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