Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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