Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You are a genius and a whore.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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