his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Someone signed my nipple.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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