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(817): View more from Texas

Midnight walks are trippy

(1-817): View more from Texas

I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.

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(301): View more from Maryland

We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.

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(702): View more from Nevada

explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.

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(816): View more from Missouri

After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating

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(323): View more from California

He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic

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(734): View more from Michigan

Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch

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