And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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