It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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