You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
this is an emotional support booty call
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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