Need sex. Gaining weight.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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