why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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