You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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