All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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