watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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