I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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