the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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