Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
