TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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