the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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