I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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