READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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