she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
why is half of my head shaved?
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