My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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