Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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