I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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